dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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