Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
