Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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