Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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