love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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