I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
