I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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