This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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