I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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