awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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