You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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