I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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