Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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