Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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