Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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