I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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