but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It's shark week go big or go home
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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