I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
