I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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