found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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