'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
