you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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