I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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