Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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