All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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