Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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