Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
there was a trapeze. enough said
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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