There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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