yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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