4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I love black thongs
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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