I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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