i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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