just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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