she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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