Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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