On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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