i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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