That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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