butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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