I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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