i used baking grease as lip gloss
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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