And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Every concussion has its silver lining
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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