That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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