Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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