Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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