dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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