I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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