Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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