I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
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