question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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