Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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