So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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