dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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