Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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