Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You are the jesus of drinking
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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